Inject some humor into your relationship with these funny boyfriend-girlfriend love quotes! From quirky quips to witty one-liners, spice up your love life with a dash of laughter. Whether you’re cuddling on the couch or sharing inside jokes, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your faces.
Funny love quotes about relationships
- “Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz
- “Being in a relationship is like sharing a Netflix account; you constantly have to compromise on what to watch.”
- “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”
- “A successful relationship requires falling in love multiple times, but with the same person – especially when they leave their socks on the floor.”
- “Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery
- “Relationships are like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?”
- “Love is being able to look at someone even when they’re eating their pizza with pineapple.”
- “I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow – depending on how much you annoy me.”
- “Relationships: because sometimes, cuddling and watching Netflix is just as good as going out.”
- “I promise to always be by your sideā¦ or under you, or on top of you – wherever gravity pulls us.”
- “Love is hiding your chocolate so your partner won’t eat it.”
- “I love you even when I’m hungry.”
- “The perfect relationship is one where you can act like lovers and best friends at the same time.”
- “Love is looking at the same pizza and still feeling butterflies.”
- “In a relationship, one person is always right, and the other person is the boyfriend.”
- “Love is finding someone who will watch every single episode of your favorite show with you – even if they secretly hate it.”
- “I love you even when I’m hangry.”
- “Relationship status: microwave dinner for one.”
- “Love is swapping playlists and realizing your taste in music is wildly different.”
- “In a relationship, you have to be willing to apologize even when you know you’re right – because winning an argument is not worth losing the love.”
- “I love you more than WiFi.”
- “Relationships: where saying sorry is easier than asking for permission.”
- “Love is never having to say you’re sorry for finishing the last slice of pizza.”
- “In love, as in hockey, it’s all about the assists.”
- “A successful relationship is built on a solid foundation of sarcasm, laughter, and mutual annoyance.”
- “Love is letting your partner have the last bite, even though you really want it.”
- “Relationships are like tacos. Messy but oh so satisfying.”
- “Love is looking at each other and thinking, ‘I’m so glad I swiped right.'”
- “In a relationship, there’s always that one person who secretly thinks they’re the funny one.”
- “Love is letting your partner win an argument even when you know they’re wrong – because they’re cute when they’re stubborn.”
Cute funny love quotes
- “You’re the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the wifi to my internet addiction.”
- “I love you even when you’re not wearing makeupā¦ which is most of the time.”
- “You’re the only fish in the sea for meā¦ but let’s be honest, I don’t even like seafood.”
- “You stole a pizza my heart, and I’m totally okay with it.”
- “I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.”
- “You’re the reason I smile randomly like an idiot.”
- “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it before my morning cup.”
- “You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.”
- “You’re the sunshine on my cloudy days, the Nutella to my spoon, and the laugh in my awkward jokes.”
- “You’re my favorite notification.”
- “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.”
- “You’re the missing piece to my puzzle, the avocado to my toast, and the ‘aww’ in my ‘awwesome’.”
- “You’re the only person I’d share my dessert withā¦ and that’s saying something.”
- “I love you more than wifiā¦ and that’s saying something, trust me.”
- “You’re the marshmallow to my hot chocolate – sweet, warm, and irresistible.”
- “You’re the reason I check my phone every five minutes.”
- “You’re like a fine wine; you just keep getting better with age.”
- “You’re the BeyoncĆ© to my Jay-Z, the Kim to my Kanye, and the Barack to my Michelle.”
- “I love you more than a good hair dayā¦ and that’s saying something.”
- “You’re my favorite notification because you always make me smile.”
- “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly – together, we make a perfect sandwich.”
- “You’re the sprinkles on my ice cream, the icing on my cake, and the cherry on top of my sundae.”
- “You’re the bacon to my eggs – life is better with you in it.”
- “I love you more than sleepā¦ and that’s saying something, considering how much I love sleep.”
- “You’re the only person I’d share my dessert withā¦ and that’s saying something.”
- “You’re my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.”
- “You’re the apple of my eye, the jelly to my peanut butter, and the cheese to my macaroni.”
- “You’re the reason I believe in love at first sight.”
- “You’re the jelly to my doughnut – together, we make the perfect pair.”
- “I love you more than a good memeā¦ and that’s saying a lot.
Funny Love Quotes for Her
- “I love you more than I love my bed, and that’s saying something.”
- “You’re the reason I wake up with a smileā¦ and bedhead.”
- “I love you more than I love my morning coffee, and that’s saying a latte.”
- “You’re the only person I’d share my dessert withā¦ and that’s a big deal.”
- “You’re like wifi, I can’t live without you.”
- “I love you more than tacosā¦ and you know how much I love tacos.”
- “You’re the reason my phone battery is always low – I can’t stop texting you.”
- “I love you more than Netflixā¦ and that’s a binge-worthy commitment.”
- “You’re the Nutella to my spoon – sweet, irresistible, and always leaving me wanting more.”
- “You’re my favorite notification because you always make me smile.”
- “I love you more than I love sleepā¦ and that’s saying something.”
- “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly – together, we make a perfect sandwich.”
- “You’re the sprinkles on my ice cream, the icing on my cake, and the cherry on top of my sundae.”
- “You’re the bacon to my eggs – life is better with you in it.”
- “I love you more than pizzaā¦ and that’s saying a lot.”
- “You’re the marshmallow to my hot chocolate – sweet, warm, and always making me feel cozy.”
- “You’re the reason I believe in love at first sightā¦ or maybe it was just your smile.”
- “I love you more than I love memesā¦ and that’s a meme-worthy declaration.”
- “You’re my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.”
- “You’re the jelly to my doughnut – together, we make the perfect pair.”
- “I love you more than I love my phoneā¦ and that’s saying something in this digital age.”
- “You’re the reason I check my phone every five minutes – I can’t get enough of you.”
- “You’re the apple of my eye, the jelly to my peanut butter, and the cheese to my macaroni.”
- “I love you more than I love shoppingā¦ and that’s saying something.”
- “You’re the reason I’m always late – I never want to leave your side.”
- “You’re my favorite song on repeat, my playlist on shuffle, and the melody in my heart.”
- “I love you more than I love chocolateā¦ and that’s a chocolate-covered confession.”
- “You’re the reason my camera roll is filled with selfies of us – every moment with you is picture-perfect.”
- “You’re the reason I believe in fairy talesā¦ and happy endings.”
- “I love you more than I love winning argumentsā¦ and that’s saying a whole lot.”
Cute and funny love quotes from movies
- “You had me at hello.” – Jerry Maguire
- “To me, you are perfect.” – Love Actually
- “I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” – Notting Hill
- “I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.” – City of Angels
- “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” – Notting Hill
- “It was a million tiny little things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together.” – Sleepless in Seattle
- “I love you. You complete me.” – Jerry Maguire
- “You’re my knight in shining armor. Don’t you forget it.” – Pretty Woman
- “You make me want to be a better man.” – As Good As It Gets
- “Love is an endless adventure.” – Up
- “You’re the Bonnie to my Clyde, the Romeo to my Juliet, and the Jack to my Rose.” – Various movies
- “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.” – Moulin Rouge
- “I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” – When Harry Met Sally
- “Love means never having to say you’re sorry.” – Love Story
- “I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.” – Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
- “When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” – When Harry Met Sally
- “You’re my lobster.” – Friends with Benefits
- “You are the best thing that’s ever been mine.” – The Proposal
- “I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.” – Forrest Gump
- “You had me at ‘hello’ā¦ and lost me at ‘I forgot’.” – Jerry Maguire
- “I wish I had done everything on earth with you.” – The Great Gatsby
- “It’s like in that moment the whole universe existed just to bring us together.” – Serendipity
- “I love you even when you’re a sweaty mess from playing sports.” – The Princess Diaries
- “I think I’d miss you even if we never met.” – The Wedding Date
- “You are my greatest adventure.” – Up
- “You’re the only person I’d wake up early forā¦ and I hate waking up early.” – How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
- “You’re my favorite notificationā¦ even when you’re just sending memes.” – Various movies
- “I love you more than all the stars in the skyā¦ even during a meteor shower.” – Stardust
- “I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love him.” – Notting Hill
- “Love is like the wind, you can’t see it but you can feel it.” – A Walk to Remember
